Have a Donut Before and After Your Workout


Have you heard the latest from AOL. A donut both before and after your workout builds more muscles.

Jelly is preferable, and if it's strawberry, you'll really get buff.

It only works though, if you're a blonde Jewish African American person with green eyes.

The muscle growth difference between those who eat donuts and those who don't was proven to be about 8.33 percent.

The test study included 300 people all of Jewish African American descent.

Oh, and you have to be from Palm Springs and only eat the donuts at the donut store at the intersection of Vista Chino and Sunrise.

Any Worlds gym will do.

Comments

  1. You use AOL? I am ashamed of you, Matthew.

    We'll be in town April 3-10, have a condo over by Spencer's and the old tennis club on San Jacinto Drive. Email is tonyandmike@mac.com. Would love to meet you and buy a personally autographed copy of your masterpiece.

    All the best, Michael

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